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Missouri can sell them year-round, but Missouri residents cannot buy them year-round.

Iowa residents can.

That doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, so it's nice to go to the largest fireworks store in Hannibal when nobody is there.

So you stand outside and wait for a guy from Iowa to show up like he's buying your beer?

I'm not saying this guy's not right, but I don't understand that at all. It makes completely no sense. No, it doesn't. Yeah, but sometimes laws don't make sense. But how can the store stay open if only Iowa people? I realize that they board her, but you know. I don't know. How many fireworks can you buy in a year? Yeah. I don't know that they limit you. You know, like weed, if you're out of state, they limit you. You can only have so many ounces, and then they weigh the, you know, the edibles. So you can't buy as many edibles. You can buy, you know, four ounces of flour. But they count the weight of the whole bag of edibles. Ah, yeah. So you're not getting as much weed if you're stocking up on edibles. It's like, Tom Dustin used to do a joke about getting busted with weed. And like, when they weighed the bag, it put him over like the next punishment tier. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I read he was like, why don't you just weigh the car?

Isn't it in the car?

Is that all weed, too?

That's a great joke.

Fabricia got back to us too on how to address people in Mexico.

Depends on the situation and maybe the age of the person you're addressing.

Two, T-U-pronounced two,

is informal and used with friends and people you know. Usted is more respectful and used with older people. If you're drinking and partying, you can call everyone by their first name or use

to. If you're in a more formal situation or meeting someone the first time you use Ust, he wouldn't call an older person by their first name unless you've known them from a while ago, and if you're approximately the same age.

I love this spread.

I'm about to turn 65, and many people call me Usted, and I hate it.

Makes me feel old, which I'm not.

So that might be the equivalent of, sir.

Don't call me, sir.

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