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5/28 2-1 Cell Phone While Driving

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Except she only had one arm!

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0:00.0

I'm bad.

0:02.0

I'm bad.

0:03.0

And

0:07.0

bad at That is That is

0:23.6

I'm I'm Listen to Todd and Tyler anywhere you are with a Todd and Tyler

1:05.5

Download it from your app store today.

1:07.8

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

1:10.7

How much gummies you would take, right?

1:12.8

Read the first line of that.

1:15.1

Oh, his name's Bill. Bill. There you go. I dumped it. I actually drop,

1:20.7

dumped that, so to save his anonymity.

1:25.1

Yeah. Thank you for your help yesterday. How many milligrams of gummies I should try?

1:30.0

I tried five, waited 30 minutes, didn't feel as, so I took another five, still didn't feel anything.

1:35.8

And then I took another five.

1:37.1

Let's just say the 15 milligrams slapped my bitch ass in the dirt, which was a new term from yesterday.

1:43.6

I couldn't feel my feet. So I think I'll stick with 10. Either way, I still got laid. And it's a happy Thursday. That's probably why I didn't want to say his name. He got laid. Okay. Sorry, dude, but Puss bleeped it. But apparently there's, you can hear it on the stream if you want to hear that dude's name. Okay. I won't make the podcast. Well, you had to be listening live. So the moment is gone. Won't be on the podcast then? No, no. It's funny. I realized that people have private lives. We don't, apparently. We don't have private lives. So don't say my name. I got drunk last night. She can't say that because we're on the show. I got recognized yesterday by my voice only, and that hardly ever happens. Yeah, I wouldn't think your voice would get recognized that much. On the phone? No. I didn't recognize my voice. I used to get it all the time. In the waiting room at the vets office. Oh, yeah. Okay. Lady, I was just paying for... Did you wear that big pussy t-shirt you wear around? No, I did. I was not wearing anything identifying. It's just out of my voice. I was talking a lady paying for the dogs. I'm a big pussy. She's like, you're on the radio. I'm like i'm like ask me if i'm big pussy

2:51.4

that t-shirt that's a t-shirt it's a it's a hat top it's a hat do you get uh what what

2:57.9

what is the pee stand for do you ever get that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah have you gone with the

3:02.7

pusillanimous no because that is the root of a pussy. No.

3:25.0

Because the rest of the day when you're jocking, you're just big pee, right? Yeah. People that don't know that. Well, they should listen to the damn show that. I think it's not for you to evolve and become big pusillanimous. The rest of the day. Pucelanamus. Yeah. That's a good word. 25 years of reflex. That's going to be tough to relearn.

3:26.5

Big pusillanimous.

3:27.6

That's tough to even tough to relearn.

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