So you see the video this wild brawl breaks out over the seating at a Catholic kindergarten graduation. Nice. Yeah. And they're just beating the hell out of each other. And by the way, it's at where one of these, yeah, there's little auditoriums that double as a cafeteria usually in elementary schools. That's what it looks like. You can see the stage up there and just the chair is all laying around.

We've all sat in elementary schools and seen this before.

Well, not to beat the hell out of each other.

But they're just beating the hell out of each other, man.

One parent was hospitalized.

Well, I always wondered when you see fights, and we've all seen fights in person.

And most fights end, if people weren't trying to break person. And most fights end.

If people weren't trying to break them up, most fights end because both people get really tired.

You ever notice that?

In a real fight.

Now, in movies, they keep fighting and fighting and fighting.

But that doesn't happen to real life because even the best athlete, the best gets tired, swinging and getting hit.

They punch themselves out at some point.

But some of these fights, people, do you see those jackass on the golf course?

I retweeted that a couple weeks back with my standards saying not all golfers are assholes,

but all assholes golf.

And I love that.

Fair.

Yeah. That's fair. Yeah, I think I claim that one. And I love that. Fair. Yeah.

That's fair.

Yeah, I think I claim that one.

And I think it's fair, too.

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