You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

All right.

We ended up with invisible marker.

That's pretty much a highlighter up your ass. I love this one. It's not one pencil, it's two pencils. Okay. I think one guy put one pencil up his ass and said, that's not bad. In a row or you know, at the same time? I don't give any details here. These are things people found on their ass last year. It is a number two pencil. They're not found on their ass. They went to the doctor and said, what's in my ass? Joe sent an email here, said there's a girl that got big on TikTok that goes by Sinceras Sammy. She started putting stuff up her ass last year. Did they let you do that on TikTok? Because I checked out her page.

And she's not inserting anything in her ass on any of the clips I saw.

I don't know. I mean, Twitter's still naked stuff. I thought Twitter was the only platform allowed nudity. Yeah. There's no nudity on TikTok. I watch TikTok. I watch TikTok.

No, there's nothing on Instagram. There's nothing on Facebook. No. I saw

a bare ass on Facebook.

Really? Oh. It was from, um, like the Playboy Facebook page. Like, hey, why you want to follow this? And it was

like a playmate from the 70s just naked, um, from behind on, like a ski slope. Well, Todd and I

tugged to that. Did you see crack?

Yeah. Okay. It was just a completely bare ass. Did it slip through? Must have slipped through. Yeah, I was surprised because I didn't think. Was there a pencil hanging out of it? You remember for a while they were using the breastfeeding loophole? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so they were showing boobs on Facebook for a while, and I don't know how they closed that loophole,

but I haven't seen much of that lately.

Two pencils up your ass.

Remember those the kid pencils, the thick ones?

Or the flat ones, like the construction bags.

No, no, I'm talking about the ones that were like, they were like gifts you give the people, like gift shop stuff, thick pencil. They were fat pencils. Fat pencils, yeah. Oh, look at that. That is a bare ass. You're right, Nick. That's on Facebook? Yeah. Is it in the background of a picture or something? No, she's just standing amongst some Aspins in nothing. All right. I hope she hadn't fall down and hit a post. I think she's got some boots on, doesn't she? Yeah, boots and gloves. Yeah. That's all she's wearing. Carrying a pair of poles. I guess somebody got a magic wand toy. Oh, like somebody, like a magic set.

Like a Harry Potter wand? That's right, yeah. It's for my next trick. That'd be it. Penn and teller full lost straight. Just pulled a magic wand out of their ass. Again, these are things that got lost. So they lost the grip of these somehow. Yeah. I'm sure there have been, oh. There have been many magic wands up in ass, but they've managed to extract them.

This is going to win.

This, I don't know how this happened with this dude.

This guy not only lost a seven inch still, though, by the way, we're saying guys, women have asses, too.

But this is probably all guys. We're always trying to remind you with that

...