Donald Trump did promise to drain the swamp.

Little did we know, though, it would be drained by Ashley St. Clair in a Get Ready With Me video.

That's right, baby mama to Elon Musk, one of his 13 or 14 children.

She's speaking out and she's doing it in style.

Get Ready With Me videos are when ladies do contouring, which is using different shades of

makeup to lie to men. I'm just kidding, but also we love Ashley St. Clair. She is like the

ex-Maga Kardashian, right? Her stock is rising. Some people want to smear her as just a jilted

ex-lover of Elon Musk. She's actually pretty brilliant the way she's dismantling him. We've got Twitter suing her after she sued them. Now she's going out and spilling the beans. What I'm going to share for you is wild. We have Ashley St. Clair saying outright. And by the way, she's being careful with her words, so she's not lying to us. I can't imagine she is. She'd be sued out of her mind if she were. But she's saying that Elon Musk tried to buy her silence for $40 million. I'm here to tell you right now, Elon, my price tag is a hell of a lot lower. I'll probably be quiet for $ two million, maybe two and a half. But either way,

no one's giving me any money. All right, so let's get into it. I'm going to share several clips of

what she had to say. Meanwhile, we're getting reports that the war in Iran might be a peace deal

is being negotiated right now. Hold your breath on that one, all while Trump is posting racist things about

Rokana. It's a wild time to be alive. So here it is. Let's get to it. Like I said, I got four,

you know, because she's probably done about an hour worth of content so far, each one of these videos

relatively long. And by the way, this is great for TikTok, these get ready with me videos,

but we need to really reach out to our boomer audience, which is on Facebook and YouTube. God bless you guys,

because they need to hear this. So Ashley St. Clair was telling this story about how Elon Musk was

saying he had 10,000 lasers that were going to help alter the election. He didn't say it that he

didn't say he was going to steal the election, but as he was describing the plan, she said,

say no more, I don't want to be deposed. Now a source close to Elon is telling TMZ. This is

total nonsense. The laser sky thing is just a three-dimensional chess metaphor, which she just doesn't understand.

So they're making Ashley St. Clair out to be just some little dumb dumb over here. I'm telling

you right now. This might be this might be next year's time person of the year. She holds all the

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