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🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0	Does anybody know what is wrong with Amy Schumer's ass?
0:04.6	What's wrong with her ass?
0:06.1	Because I ran across a lot of gossipy stuff while I was laid up.
0:10.9	Yeah.
0:11.6	Drinking my scissors.
0:12.4	Oh God, morning TV is so bad.
0:14.1	Did you get scissor?
0:15.3	So bad.
0:16.1	I got coating, which I believe is the foundation of the scissors.
0:20.6	Do you still have some? The coating costume? If you make it with Sprite, then it's Sizrp. You could do that today. I thought you had to drop a jolly rancher in there. That's to taste. Have you done Sizurip, Tyro? I have. Yeah, back in high school. Because Nick wants to do it.
0:37.7	What's it like?
0:39.2	Slow.
0:40.1	It's slow?
0:51.2	Yeah. I mean, it's like, Codeon and it puts you to sleep. It's just a painkiller. Is that why rap slowed down? That's, yeah, that's why, you know. I don't know if that's why I don't know. And auto tuned.
0:52.4	And auto tuned. Slowed down and auto tune because of that.
0:54.1	Yeah.
0:54.6	It's a...
0:55.2	In the morning.
0:56.0	It's a very...
0:57.4	Watch the show. That's why I don't know. And auto tuned? And auto tuned. Slowed down and autotune because of that.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:54.6	In the morning.
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