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Can we get Rachel Ware, going to join us on the show later this morning.

And Todd's got a story about ass, right, Tom?

Oh, yeah.

A couple of other Texas here.

Sure, man.

Baseball umpire.

Oh, yeah. There's an underappreciated job, man. Baseball umpire. Oh, yeah.

There's an underappreciated job, especially you guys who work for youth leagues.

Any youth league referee, no matter the sport, you're good.

God bless you, man.

Even at the high school level.

Oh, high school level, too.

Yeah, too.

They put up a lot, man.

I just saw some viral video went around earlier this week of some basketball ref. And, like, a kid chucked the ball at him in a way he didn't like. He's like, man, don't try me. I will throw that ball at me one more time like that. You can go sit down for the rest of the game. Man. And I'm sure that's every game. Oh, it is. For all of those. It is. Yeah. Oh, and you're dealing with unruly parents, more and more. Oh, yes. A bunch of titles. Okay. I'm getting a lot of news about the secret to longevity. And it mostly involves, like, a fitness and taking care of yourself. Moving is one of them.

Walking is a big one.

What I read about is a grip strength.

Grip strength apparently has a lot to do with your longevity.

Balance.

Keeping your balance, doing things that help keep your balance.

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