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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

5/2/18 A&G Hr. 4 Baby Got Buy Back

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

iHeartPodcasts

News, Daily News, Society & Culture

4.63.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

VR...are our brains ready for it? Within this Episode of The Armstrong & Getty Show, Jack & Joe ponder it's many uses--including one that is so uniquely "Joe".

Transcript

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0:00.0

So CNN's got breaking news. Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken

0:27.6

windows. So it's apparently a thing now if you fly Southwest, you will be sucked out the windows.

0:32.3

Oh boy, that's some hilarious comedy slash parody that in no way violates any terms or agreements

0:40.0

of anything legal. Um, yeah. So congratulations, Southwest. You are now in the same book is,

0:45.6

you know, Facebook or Walmart. It was for a while. Clear channel. The one where you're the bit. You

0:50.0

are now in the crosshairs. I had anything that goes if a stortist spills coffee on an old dude,

0:54.9

yep, it will be in the headlines for the next six months Southwest. I like to when United was

0:59.5

getting kicked because I hate United, but I like Southwest. But I'm afraid that you're a you're in the

1:06.2

planes make emergency landing sound then it's not breaking news every time that happens.

1:11.5

All right. Or yeah, there's a broken window although broken window plays a pretty scary when

1:17.5

someone got sucked out of window just a couple of weeks ago. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's like the news.

1:22.7

Had a couple of outstanding airway traces. I think they call them flight attendants now.

1:28.8

On the on Southwest flights to and fro just over the weekend, they're both outstanding.

1:34.3

Top of the heap Southwest Airlines. Did they do their their open mic bit at the beginning when

1:38.3

they were doing their seatbelt? They were funny throughout. Some of them are great. There would be

1:42.1

any humor in the weight of the unfortunate incident. Right. Some of them are great. Some of them are

1:47.0

terrible. Some of them don't try some work blue. Saturday night live when Will Ferrell was on a

1:54.2

couple of weeks ago. They did a sketch about that. They're the the people standing up there for

2:00.0

Southwest making the comments and they were doing a little rap about, you know, the flotation device.

2:04.2

Oh, boy, seatbelt and Will Ferrell kept injecting and remember God's not real. So if we die, you're dead,

2:10.1

you know, that's what she's. Whoa, Jim, what are you talking about here? Wow. I just want people to

2:15.8

know the truth. Wow. What? It was a little. I missed it. It was hilarious.

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