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We said Dylan Walshaw and my girlfriend was listening.

She said that she had to remember watching the scene in Niptuck 17 years ago where he's having an aggressive sex with a sex doll.

I don't remember that episode, but apparently he did a lot of crazy stuff with that show, too.

It was Dylan Walsh's character.

Yeah, because remember his wife left him and he was banging all kinds of chicks on that show too, you know.

So you feel like you were looking in a mirror?

I never banged a sex doll. Sure. Still time. You will. Brought in your horizons. I think we all would if they had one. If there's one of those $5,000 ones, you would all do it. You would all do it. And don't lie. Don't lie. I wouldn't bring one into the house. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm talking about a clean, fresh one somewhere. Nobody's going to find out. You would do it. It's just masturbating. But only one of us lives alone and has the means to purchase it. No, I don't now. I don't have sex doll money. The divorce hurt me a little bit that way. That's beyond masturbating, though, don't you think? It's still masturbating. Yeah, I think it is. I just

expensive masturbating. It's next level. It's not just masturbating. I still think it's the

future for a lot of people, man. You'd categorize it exactly. It's masturbating.

It's not being with a human, and it's more than masturbating. I think the reason why... It's probably better than masturbating. You think about it. Right. You're using props. Yeah, and I think the reason why a sex saw are things like that's looked down upon is the fact that you got bored with masturbating. Right. And that's something that, you know, we've got our entire lives being like, hey, this is all right.

Or you've upped your game.

Yeah.

They've added fleshlights. masturbated. Right. And that's something that, you know, we've got our entire lives being like, hey, this is all right.

Or you've upped your game.

Yeah.

They've added fleshlights.

And we've talked about fleshlights on these things, man. You see those in there. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near one of those because you would go, well, now I'm addicted to that. We've only more than that, though, there's no stigma if a woman decides to use it.

No, she breaks out all kinds of double dollars.

Nobody cares.

What about a torso?

If they used a torso.

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