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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2017

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Bad things happening to you worse than a speeding ticket, people who would fail a drug test at work, things that stopped you having sex, and more

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	What up! But uh, bitches.
0:15.0	now we've probably all had terrible things that have happened to us.
0:22.0	Derek, you probably have.
0:24.0	Yeah, yeah, all of us except bitch-ass Nard.
0:26.0	What?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Yeah, exactly.
0:29.0	Yeah.
0:30.0	Nars never had nothing terrible.
0:31.0	Right.
0:32.0	Everybody listening has had nothing terrible. I'm speaking to something terrible.
0:34.0	Exactly.
0:35.0	A speeding ticket that's the worst.
0:36.0	Never watch your grandparents die.
0:38.0	You didn't have your parents leave you.
0:41.0	You didn't have your father reject you. I love that he said you didn't get beeped.
0:45.0	It sucks. It's terrible day when you get those. Right. None of that.
0:52.0	It's like, oh, gee golly.
0:55.0	You ever watch cancer, rip apart, somebody you love.
0:59.0	I got the willies.
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