Yeah, your character is the first character that we've ever had to put a content warning on our podcast, so congratulations for that.

I'm so sorry that all that cum got through Scott Frey.

We happy crew, we joyfully join the fray.

Nor that it do, we wouldn't pursue, but thinking it's true, that isn't the dragon word.

It has been

1,000 years since the ill-fated

wedding of Sergei von Zarovich and Petrina Koyana,

a marriage of true love and political expediency

that would have secured a peace for generations amongst the nascent republics of the sword coast.

What happened instead is remembered in infamy.

Petrina's death changed Strad and in a fit of self-loathing and fury.

He unstitched her city of Carcosa from the world, and in doing so flung Patrina's soul

far from his reach, an act for which he will never forgive himself. Now, scholars say that every

hundred years, on the dawn of the great convergence, shadowy forces have worked to bring Carcosa back.

Certainly, the convergence has concided with the rise of many cults, most recently a group who call themselves the followers of the Lampwick.

Now, seven gates hold Carcosa from the world

and one by one the cult has overcome them.

Despite the, let's say, inconsistent

efforts of a group of adventurers known as the dragon friends.

Most of those gates lie open.

Strad thought long dead has never been this close.

We stand in the shadow of a new age of darkness.

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