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Papa John has started selling extra large jugs of its signature garlic sauce. Each jug of garlic sauce is £8 and costs $20.

You know you're depressed when you consume something by the £8 jug.

Papa John says it's a lifetime supply of garlic sauce because you're not expected to survive long enough to need a second jug.

There are a few things that I think are more delicious than dipping the crusts into the garlic sauce on a Papa John's pizza.

And yet that stuff is disturbing. Even as I enjoy it I think there's something wrong here.

I paid $5 for this with a coupon. It shouldn't be so delicious. What is going wrong? What is this made of?

Oh that's good. Kind of fitting in with this story, a 47 year old put laxatives in her brownies at her job because she thought it'd be funny.

Oh, why? She's how old?

47? There's no fix and stupid. It was a coworker's going away party but a Michigan woman ended up losing her job.

The unnamed 47 year old's employer found out that she had put laxatives in the brownies.

And well there you go. You know how it all went around?

And Brownie you're doing a heck of a job.

Wow Michael. Wow.

Anyway, so don't do that. Unless that was a plumbing supply place.

I mean that was just a terrible, terrible stupid thing to do.

Stupid, stupid, Michigan der's.

So Jack I'm going to ask you a question.

I want you to answer honestly. This is very much like jury selection.

In fact this is exactly like jury selection.

Oh, Anis, answer honestly to the best of my ability.

I have a story here that involves United Airlines.

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