United States Postal Service reportedly considering allowing handguns to be sent from the mail.

Oh, sure.

After Mother's Day.

Ah, yes, that's right.

It's the old Mother's Day jokes about murdering your mother.

The bloodthirsty goblins of the Democrat Party.

And they've all got national television shows.

Have you noticed that?

They've got...

It's good to be a Democrat,

particularly if you're a criminal.

And so many of them are, aren't they?

Honestly, who do you think is committing all those crimes out there and all the big cities?

They're all, uh, they're all Democrat Party hotbeds, aren't they?

Yes, they are.

Well, a very happy Thursday, too, and, uh, and welcome.

What do you do?

What do you call, like, Friday Eve and things like that?

I've never really been, you know, working for Friday and looking forward to the weekend.

Every day's just a great day, isn't it?

Of course, look what I do for a living.

I guess that's cheating, isn't it?

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