How many experience points does a minor boss give?

You level up, you motherfucker.

Fucking yes!

We happy crew, we joyfully join the fray.

No, daring do, we wouldn't pursue, but thinking it's true that isn't the dragon way.

Fire, Prometheus' gift to man, that great equalizer of God's mortal beings, and let's be

honest, D&D plot points.

The audience chamber at Old Hill Sanatorium burns white hot as lion shield banknotes,

Asimar Artificer, and deeply troubled soul throws bead after bead from a magical necklace of fireballs at Minister

Scaro, a man who had committed the unforgivable sin of not letting him talk for like one

second while he finished writing something. Scaro for that is dead now.

Yep, he is.

So many since we began un quest in Dagherford.

Just four days ago when you learned that a doomsday order called the Lampwick

cult had sinister plans for this idealic caravan town.

Seven gates exist, if only in the mantle of the glimmering dream for the cult to find

and open and spell doom on Fyroon, and three of those

gates are already open. But you are prepared, Bobby Pancakes. You have two books on the

history of the cult in your possession. You have custodianship of Dagafid Castle and a technically

and inadvisably duke of these lands, a title that you share with

your dragon friends, but you have also drawn the attention of the shadowy herald who leads

those same cultists. For now, however, all you can do is try and shield your eyes as banknote

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