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🗓️ 12 May 2025
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Can't ALL pillows be screaming pillows???
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0:00.0 | I know a lady. |
0:01.1 | I don't know if she loves the show, but I think she loves one of the hosts who thinks |
0:06.7 | our anniversary is today. |
0:09.3 | Were you married in Vegas today? |
0:10.7 | When, in fact, it was tomorrow. |
0:12.7 | But maybe she's just celebrating prematurely. |
0:15.5 | Yeah. |
0:17.9 | Vegas 2002, right? |
0:20.2 | Right. |
0:20.7 | Yeah. Yeah. |
0:22.1 | And we got married because I knocked her up. |
0:25.9 | No. |
0:26.7 | Oh, no, no. |
0:27.4 | Wait, that was your first wife. |
0:29.3 | She's the only one you haven't. |
0:30.7 | Hard to keep track of him. |
0:31.8 | That was your first wife. |
0:32.6 | If I knock you up, I don't marry you until the kid's free. |
0:36.2 | That's how that works. |
0:37.1 | Same with Nick. Or not all. |
0:37.9 | Same with Nick. |
0:39.1 | Yeah. |
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