5/12 5-3 Roasts
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Not Frank's wheelhouse.
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| 0:00.0 | Take Todd and Tyler wherever you go with the Todd and Tyler app. Stream live. Get podcasts and more. It's free in your app store. Sit downloading now. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. You get on top of the basketball so you can work on your Berkeley impression, although you don't really need to work on that one, do you? I always need to work on a man. That's what it's all about is working on a consulate. Especially because you're thinner now because of those emphic there. |
| 0:24.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.8 | You look good, man. Wear the giant suit, man. We're the big old John suit and |
| 0:29.0 | a tiny little head. I watched a little last night and I found something shiny at |
| 0:34.7 | halftime. The calves were down four, and Donovan Mitchell was sucking. |
| 0:40.8 | Spita! |
| 0:41.9 | And then I turned it back on, middle of the third quarter. |
| 0:45.0 | They're up like 15, and they ended up winning. |
| 0:47.5 | That's called him. |
| 0:48.2 | That's a run. |
| 0:49.0 | But I cheer for the Cavaliers because they have the only good guy to come out of Arizona State basketball. |
| 1:10.9 | James Hardin. Arizona State suck up Arizona State basketball. James Hardin. Oh, Arizona State sunk up right here. It's James Hardin. Well, Lou Geord's from there, too, right? Lou Geord. Oh, is he? I did not know that. And Luke Dort is on, I think he's on... What teams are you'all? OKC now. Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:13.6 | He's one of the teams that are still playing. |
| 1:16.0 | Now I'm conflicted. |
| 1:16.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.1 | Well, I suppose I got at my Western Conference and my Eastern Conference teams. |
| 1:21.6 | Frank Kelly, I did with us. Frank, there was a story earlier about, why we didn't do the whole thing, but about actors and stuff, they've done stuff that they regret later on. Is there any sketch or, and you've done some movies too, but is there any sketch or a movie that you look back thinking, eh, didn't, that was not a good one. I have more than I wish I would have said yes to. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, I had a lot of things I turned down. When I was on... |
| 1:44.6 | I was on TV, when I was on TV a bunch, a ton. |
| 1:49.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.2 | When you were bigger, too, man. |
| 1:51.7 | Yeah, but they, like, they would ask me to... |
| 1:53.4 | I would get things constantly... |
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