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Well, the Catholic Church has elected the first ever Pope from America.

And as an American Catholic, I could not be more proud, which is a sin, and now I'm ashamed.

Ah, yes.

Oh, the Democrats, you see, the media, they're going after the Pope by proxy.

He has a family. And so the news media is going after his family.

Anything his family might have said or posted online.

The media is going after the Pope's family.

Take comfort knowing that they will all burn in hell for eternity, so that's pretty good.

Can't have everything, but we got that.

And a very good Monday to you this Monday following Mother's Day, Mother's Day.

Democrats think that men can have babies. There's a lot wrong with them, isn't there?

There's a lot wrong. But a very good Monday, too, and it's true, the Pope, and he's from Chicago.

He's got brother. He's a family from Chicago. And the family, they're a lot of fun, as it turns out.

And they have funny stuff online, funny things.

I was laughing this morning and sharing on text threads.

These tweets and things being shared by the fun, fun stuff.

The Pope, I got to say the Pope's family, looks like it could be a lot of fun.

I'm thinking the Pope might be fun too.

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