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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

5/11 3-2 Stoned Uber Driver

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

News, Sports

4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

Find Todd and Tyler on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

0:03.4

You're mindlessly scrolling anyway. Why not check us out. This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. A lot of guys on the text messages. By the way, you can text the show, and you can also call the show. Yeah, what's that number again? 877. You should write this down. He won't. 877. I'm ready now. 931. for T&T. That's

0:22.4

48668. 877. I'm ready now. 931. 4 T&T. That's 4868. 877. 931 4 T&T. You should also download the text messages that we can get. I asked nobody's telling me how to do that. We sent you the link three times. I don't have the link. You have to take the initiative after that to set it up.

0:38.2

Well, send me the link again.

0:39.4

I can't do that. And then you've got to read the Steve Sharpa book. And then who did we talk to last week? And we said we'd watch their movie? Oh, well, Bob Odenkirk. Oh, yeah. We're going to watch the Bob Odenkirk movie. When it comes out, I'm not going to theater for that.

0:53.1

And then download the text messages.

0:54.8

But a lot the text messages.

0:54.8

But a lot of text messages are telling you about your duck that you're asking for trouble. Oh, people are such dicks. I saw my Facebook pose. Oh, duck's poop. So, okay, a duck poop. Does it everything poop? I wash. By the way, I burn poop around the pool all the time from other birds.

1:11.6

I spray it off and we move on with our lives, you know. But that's an indication, according to Pool Boy, that you don't have enough chlorine in your pool. It's not a, it's a saltwater. Oh. Well, then you shouldn't have a pool. It's all done. It shouldn't have any chlorine in your pool if it's salt water It's it's it's uh Self serving It's the best thing I've ever seen And most people build salt water pools now Because the other ones are paying the ass Yeah They kind of are high maintenance Yeah Oh this one's not maintenance at all I just have a back I put a vacuum cleaner in it once in a while to get the dirt off the bottom

1:44.7

or anything. And then it's just all summer long and stays blue. So you're not scared of flocks of

1:49.9

ducks showing up? No. In fact, we haven't seen quackers show up, by the way. Quackers? Yeah.

1:56.5

James is Daffy. No, it was Daffy, but somebody else in the house calls it at Quackers now.

2:02.7

And I will tell you the region here at a second.

2:04.6

You guys can go all at the same time.

2:08.3

The cat's name is cheddar.

2:10.5

What is cheddar?

2:12.6

Wow, it's cheese.

2:14.2

All right.

2:14.8

Cheese with crackers, quackers.

2:17.0

Cheese and quackers

2:18.0

I knew you got to react that way

2:21.3

And I told that

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