Ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck is happening? Welcome to the general banter podcast.

This podcast will be broadcasting on Tuesday the 5th. It's almost Tuesday the 5th. It's

taken us so long to get going this morning. First of all, I'm here. I'm dressed in shitty

clothes. I was supposed to be working out this morning. That didn't happen. I'm in the

office hoovering. People are calling you changed. They're like, correct. I have. I would never

have hoovered before, but now that I have an officer hoovered. Shout out to Road of Roadcaster

fam for providing us with one of the best budget signboards known to podcasting. Today we

went to start and I went to plug it in. The old adopter just disappeared into it like

a lubed upcock. Is that right? Did you hear my quark? I don't know. It's just there for

show. I've no idea. Come here. Which one of you? The black one. Did we start again?

Now fuck it. It's raw. It's coming out your life. This is what happens. We used to have a box

here. It was giant and I were working back off this fucking, you know, taser over here.

But here, it always mean nothingness, taser. You know, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds

of episodes recorded, lost, rounded a memory, rounded a battery, heap of shit. And here

we are, just recording our regular podcast, like it's old school times. Do we mention it?

Is it worth mentioning a sponsor? What are they paying for us to record a shitty podcast?

Anyway, we do have regular sponsors. Monskip.com as usual, old school. They keep coming in

there. They keep asking for things like, can you tell us, you know, they want the specific

time stamp to when you do the ad. And they ask for it every month. And I tell my management

company, I do it at the start. Listen to the start. It's at the start. Anyway, show

it to Monskip.com. They've been the OJs. They've been hanging in there the long time.

Monskip is, I would say it's the best Balakshaver in the world. They're in the Balakshaving

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