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Greetings!

So you're Armstrong, you get a show, how you doing? Welcome to it. Good stuff to come.

The Crips are after Kanye. Kanye is standing up for Trump and...

Having gone over and guys get Kanye's new single about Trump ready.

Unless it's got lots of swears in it and then find the one that doesn't.

But we'll be talking about that. Kanye in a song engages in some of the most intellectually honest...

Dare I say deep and valuable interchange on Trump and beliefs and that it's really impressive. I'm telling you.

I think a lot of people were too swayed by his complete lack of impulse control, lunatic, interrupting a Taylor Swift act.

And then didn't give him enough credit. But anyway, stay tuned for that discussion. It will shock you.

Right now though, it's time for late night joke off. I believe our topic is the White House correspondence dinner. That is correct.

And then I'm thinking after this, we'll never bring that debacle up again. Except when they announce next year...

That it's going to be stripped down, stayed and non televised, no comedian. Just have a banjo and jug player up there to entertain the folks.

Anyway, but we're going to talk about it now. How many jokes do we have now for this one?

This is a three competitor joke off.

Okay, all right, very good. Let's hear him.

Oh, I'm sorry. Of course our format is I will grade each one of these jokes and the bottom grade getter will be banned from comedy for life.

This was a roast and you're the ones who hired Michelle Wolfe.

Being mad at her for doing her job is like accusing the ballet of briefly stealing your car.

Now Michelle Wolfe doesn't need anyone to defend her, but she is our friend.

So just know when you call her filthy, you are right.

She is filthy. And she is mean, which is what we love about her.

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