#5.09. I Declare a Yoink
Dragon Friends
Dave Harmon
4.9 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Dragon friends. It's Hing here. I just spent $250 on a, like a full-body lobster costume off the website Ali Express. |
| 0:14.5 | And it's being delivered to me now from China. Why am I telling you this? Well, it's part of a weird stand-up show I'm trying to do. It's called Burn It All Down. It's basically a bunch of new material, and I'm going to be dressed as a lobster. The artistic merit of it is unclear at this point, but if you're in Sydney, you'd like to see it. It's on the 25th and the 27th, I think, of September at the Sydney Fringe. |
| 0:39.5 | Yeah, you know how to find tickets. |
| 0:42.8 | They're on Facebook and at the Sydney Fringe website on the factory theatre. |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah, I'm dressing as a lobster to stand-up comedy. |
| 0:50.5 | Anyway, look, the other thing is we're doing Twitch shows every Thursday. |
| 0:52.8 | Twitch.com TV slash Dragon Friends. |
| 0:55.2 | Davis would have been so much fun. |
| 0:56.6 | And this episode, |
| 0:57.2 | let me tell you, |
| 0:57.8 | is a real, |
| 0:59.1 | it's a real cracker. |
| 1:00.4 | So yeah, |
| 1:00.9 | enjoy. |
| 1:03.1 | Proudly, |
| 1:04.1 | in the money quarter of old Dagaford |
| 1:04.9 | a stately old |
| 1:05.8 | blounce brams. |
| 1:08.6 | Do you know what? |
| 1:09.6 | That's the intro spiel to last month. |
| 1:13.6 | We happy crew, we joyfully joined the fray. |
| 1:19.4 | No, daring do, we wouldn't pursue, but thinking it's true, that isn't the dragon |
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