4x04: And King Tommen Ruled Happily Ever After

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

“Oathkeeper”, Season 4 Episode 4 of HBO’s “Game of Thrones”, is exposition heavy after starting the season with three extremely action packed episodes. Ivan and Red are joined by Scott Simpson of “You Look Nice Today”. They discuss unrealistic television sewers, Daenerys’s missed opportunity to sing “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”, the sword fight version of “stop hitting yourself”, Jamie managing a Foot Locker, Olenna Tyrell walking leisurely through gardens, the moral purity of Hodor, Westerosi Algebra, and The Fortress of Solitude.

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0:00.0	I really want the last scene of this series to be just an extended camera pull back where
0:06.1	you see somebody dies at the very last scene.
0:09.3	And then the camera just sort of pulls back and back and back and it's going up and up and it reveals to you what the world is and it keeps going and going you see and then as it pulls out you realize it's just a little
0:20.3	speck of dust in George R. Martin's beard.
0:23.2	Don-dun-dun-dun-dun-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-hmm.
0:27.2	Map, moving buildings, flying, new things, The river crossing.
0:34.0	Oh no!
0:36.0	Over the sea!
0:37.0	Over the sea!
0:39.0	Poor Saves!
0:41.0	Over the sea!
0:42.0	Game of Thrones Game.
0:43.0	Both Thrones Gonnaune Dies.
0:46.0	I'm Red Scott.
0:47.0	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:48.0	This is Boers Gore and Swords.
0:50.0	Part of the Boing Boing Poing Boing
0:51.0	Podcast network.
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1:15.0	We are joined today by our guest, a very funny stand-up comic, and also from the podcast,
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