4x00: Who Are These People?

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2014

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

With the Season 4 premiere of HBO’s “Game of Thrones” only a week away, Ivan and Red devote an entire episode to getting you up to speed so you can tell your Tyrions from your Tywins, recall there’s a “Rickon” Stark, and that Jaime’s no longer right-handed. They cover every single character in George R.R. Martin’s world, answering 4 questions for each:

Are they Alive, Dead, Wights, or White Walkers?
Where did we leave them at the end of Season?
Do we care?
Wild, unspoilery predictions about what they’ll be doing in Season 4.

Questions that get answered include: Who is Locke? Is Balon Greyjoy alive? Who did Melisandre curse to die? It’s the perfect way to prepare yourself for the premiere!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Somebody put Baylon in a box, hit that box with a hammer.
0:03.3	There's blood seeping out of the box, so I think I can make a good determination
0:06.2	about whether he's alive or dead.
0:07.6	That's not how Schrodinger works. D' D'N-Dun-Duh-Duh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-Doh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh- map moving buildings
0:14.8	buildings, flying, new things,
0:18.8	the river crossing.
0:19.8	Oh no!
0:21.8	Over the sea!
0:24.0	Four seas!
0:27.0	Over the sea!
0:28.0	Game of Thrones Game!
0:30.0	Sean Bean dies.
0:32.0	I'm Red Scott, and I'm Ivan Hernandez. This is Boers Gore and Swords
0:36.0	part of the Boing Boing Poing Boing Podcast Network featuring such podcast as
0:39.3	squeak! Gweek! With new co-host Dean Putney.
0:43.0	There is six times as much Dean Putney on Gweek now.
0:46.5	Dean Putney is an early listener of the show, and now he is, and he's appeared on Gweek several times he's a he has appeared in the
0:56.4	background laughing it during the game of Thrones game show at lost weekend
1:01.6	though we have not credited him because we don't want him to get royalties.
1:04.0	Exactly.
1:05.0	And now he's going to be joining Gweek full-time, which is great, because I think he has a lot to that
1:09.1	podcast and is a cool person.
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