4th Quarter Girly with Matt Ryan

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Topics: how bout them iggles!, the Tays built a crib, Amazon stopped delivering to Matt, a Lafufu party, Sarah Michelle Gellar called out for buying daughter a Jeep, Priscilla Presley spills on daughter Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson’s sex life, newly single Nina Dobrev cozies up to Zac Efron in flirty vacation pics, new segment SCIENCE!

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0:00.0	Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.
0:17.5	It's Tuesday.
0:18.2	And joining me today is the one and only Maddie Ryan. Hey, boy, hey.
0:22.7	Hey, girl. Hey, how are you today? Oh, I rhymed. I'm good. How are you grumpy McGrumper?
0:30.0	Dude, I got to tell you. I look old. I'm broken out like I'm young. I feel young, but my mind doesn't work. And I have a pillow behind my back because I wrenched my back this weekend. Matt, so how are you? Matt is on one. We've literally had fed what, the last four minutes together and I just a bitch fest. Scared for this show. Yeah, yeah. I just hope nobody gets in my way. No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just, I literally, I have like zits all over my nose and on my cheeks because, you know, I'm 14, but I can't see the screen because I'm 50. So, my bags under my eyes like my grandfather, and he passed in the 90s. Oh, man. Yeah, other than that, how are you? You look beautiful in your green. Oh, my God. Thank you so much for recognizing. You also look beautiful. And your green got... Because I was attacked for being too blue. You've been wearing too much blue. Listen, guess what? Just so you know, I've been also attacked in my household for wearing blue. Well, that's because I'm pregnant. See, now you're going to start really realizing what it's like to be with like a real pregnant woman. Right. Because that, you know, she's been gleeful and excited. Now she's just going to be miserable and wait for that thing to get out of there. She really has been a dream, I have to say. Like, first semester, all she did was sleep, like a bear in hibernation. She's now in her, did I say? It's not a semester, you fucking idiot. Can I get you some books on what's going to happen in your life, please? Like, what to expect when expecting?
2:01.3	Well, you're going to pass geography in first semester 101.
2:05.7	I'm like, wrong, wrong.
2:08.0	Yeah.
2:08.2	That was wrong.
2:09.3	Try harder.
2:11.8	Trimester.
2:13.3	Second trimester, honestly, great.
2:16.0	Like, she's awake now.
2:17.0	She's got energy. She's, you know, fully functioning, happy, great. Like she's awake now. She's got energy.
2:18.0	She's, you know, fully functioning, happy, cute.
2:20.4	That's exciting.
2:21.5	But I've heard that third trimester is bitch mode squaw.
2:25.6	And I'm scared.
2:26.7	It's just, it's not nearly as easy.
2:28.6	That's for sure.
2:29.4	You know what I mean?
2:30.1	Like I've heard.
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