Hey guys, Nick here from 4Playernetwork.com.

If you're a regular, thanks again for joining us for another week of game discussion. If you're a newbie, thanks for tuning in, and we hope you stick around. I just wanted to issue a small disclaimer because this week you will be hearing a fair amount of criticism of a game we all know to be perfect. Bioshock Infinite. If you make it through the show without suffering a fatal heart attack and can stomach the thought, please subscribe to the show on iTunes

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Sorry, I really couldn't help myself on that one.

Anyways, enjoy the show.

Let's get started. Hey everybody, welcome to four-player podcast.

This is episode 311.

Hey, hey, that's cool, Nick Bajok!

My name is Nick Henderson.

Shut your fucking mouth, Brad.

My name is Nick Henderson. That was Brad, who just rudely interrupted me. Who now doesn't want to talk. I already introduced myself. Technically, you didn't. You just said, let's talk about Bioshock. Well, if you say so, Nolan. Hey, guys, it's Nolan. Also, it's April 2nd, 2013. It is the day after April Fool's Day. not a joke. Chris. Hey, how's it going? Chrisby is joining as well. So for those watching at home at 4PP.tv, you may notice that our room set up is quite a bit different this week. So consider this. It's a work in progress. It's a work in progress. It's a trial version. We're testing a lot of stuff out, so bear with us. Audio might be slightly different as well. Audio might be slightly different for a couple weeks. We're still working out the kinks and trying to figure out the best solution for the audio. So any feedback you have as far as audio quality or suggestions you may have for us, please leave them in the comments on the site at 4Playnetwork.com when the show goes up, we'd really appreciate it.

I'm Wopi Goldberg.

What? I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? Well, then I'm Barbara Walt. No, you're Barbara Woll. Well, since we record... Oh, wow. We're talking about the view. Shit. Since we record live over at 4pb.tv. I'm looking at chat right now.

He's watching us live and Super Seller said the View 4P edition which actually means 4PN edition but oh man, Bioshock. Is that where we're going to start? You don't want to say Bioshock for the end so that's kind of like... I think we should say Bioshock so we don't spend too much time on it.

We can get the other games out of the way wrong way.

No, no, no, we don't spend much time on the other things.

Okay. Bioshock's the big conversation of the weekend. No, but I'm saying if we're going to do this 45 minutes, we do the other things, and then we talk about Boshaboy.

I think I could have figured this out

before we started recording.

Who's playing Luigi's Mansion?

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