4PP 215 - The Full Retard Show (I Apologize...)
4Player Podcast
Nick Henderson
4.8 • 809 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2011
⏱️ 143 minutes
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Summary
It's official. We are gonna burn in hell after this one. We come back to our regularly scheduled podcast; hot off the tails of PAX East 2011. We play catch up by talking about games for a good hour and a half before the conversation spirals out of control and goes full retard. We had to skip viewer questions this week so Carlos can tell his perverse story about how he watched animated hardcore pornography in a room packed full of dudes. It was a fun show (...and possibly very offensive) so join us once again as we take the topic of gaming and cram it into your ear holes.
Games Played:
Prinny 2 (David)
Dragon Age 2 (Nick/Brad)
Parasite Eve (Carlos)
Crysis 2 (Carlos/Nick)
Homefront (Carlos)
Mortal Kombat Demo (Nick/Brad)
Heavy Rain (Carlos)
News: (Announcements)
Dragon Age 2 User Review
Gun Loco Cancelled
New Mass Effect 2 DLC
Quantic Dream's next game might have a title
Motorstorm Apocolypse delayed following earthquake in Japan
Disaster Report 4 cancelled following earthquake
Chatter 4 the Week:
PaulyCanoli (?) vs. Kara (not even gonna try to spell her chat name)
Community
4PP Panel at Anime Matsuri 2011
Carlos hentai/speed dating story
Your Way Wednesday results (Bully/Saints Row 2/Way of the Samurai)
4Player Minute
Music this week comes from Dragon Age 2
Track 1: Dragon Age 2 Theme
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, we're back. Welcome to another episode of Four Player Podcast. This is episode 215. It's March 22nd, 2011. It's been a while. We haven't... |
| 0:26.5 | I want to say that I was always here. I never left. |
| 0:29.5 | What? Well, none of it. We're all of the people that really left were Brad and Carlos. And Nolan. |
| 0:36.2 | It's been a while since we've been gathered around the table on a regular show, so I feel |
| 0:40.8 | kind of out of my element here. |
| 0:42.0 | But we're going to go ahead and proceed as usual. |
| 0:46.3 | I am your host, Nick Henderson, and Brad is to my right. |
| 0:51.3 | Hello! |
| 0:52.3 | God damn it, Fran. |
| 0:56.0 | David, David, say hello. |
| 0:58.0 | Hello. |
| 0:59.0 | And so full of energy. Carlos! |
| 1:02.0 | You. |
| 1:03.0 | Wow. |
| 1:04.0 | I hope y'all are gonna, I hope you all are gonna, like, rely on me to talk too much during this show. |
| 1:09.0 | You want to talk some crisis? |
| 1:10.0 | No! No, wait. |
| 1:11.2 | We made a deal. |
| 1:12.4 | We, no. Shh. You shit your mouth. We made a deal. Did you hear about the open battlefields? Yeah, dude. Carlos is going to talk about crisis too, but only the multiplayer. It's so sweet. I want you to talk mostly about Homefront. Tell us how bad homefront is. if you can't. |
| 1:26.7 | It's not that bad. |
| 1:27.7 | It's alright. |
| 1:28.7 | Okay, where do we want to start? |
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