Hey everyone, Nick here. We want to send a shout out to all of our new Patreon pledges from the month of March 2020, Jay, Sebastian, and Chloe. Thank you guys so much. You keep us going and help us cover the cost of producing this show on a weekly basis. We hope everyone out there is staying healthy and safe during these crazy times. And if you're looking for a sense of community and just want to hang out and talk about games, we invite each and every one of you to join us in Discord at Discord.g.g. slash 4 player. But enough about that. This episode starts in 3,2, 1. Well, let's just have a big, long conversation about the coronavirus and then start the podcast.

What if we just made that intro to the show, Brad?

I think the administration's policy is on no no penis penis you can't use this now

first of all and what world do you think you're yelling the word penis somehow ruins a

podcast we've said much much worse I could say something like vaguely offensive

please don't say anything vaguely offensive

Like if it were a club penguin podcast you'd immediately get banned

That's true

Sing a copywritten piece of music

I could toss a cat over my head

We'd only get banned for like a day.

You get one of those documentaries made about you about the internet hating you.

Hey, Nick, do me a favor?

Read what Prince wrote in chat.

Welcome to four player of podcast.

Wait, why did he write?

God damn it, Nick, that was your chance.

Welcome to-

But he didn't write it properly.

I know, I was about to read it verbatim.

Yeah, anyways.

His name is Nick Henry.

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