Previously on the Tony Corn Hazard Show.

So my music career actually started in this little fishing village called Aguios Nikolaus

in Greece.

And then I came back to America, I gave up that job.

I had a little bungalow on the Aegean Sea.

You know, all I had to do was play piano and sing once a night and they paid me casick.

All the food I wanted, if I ever went into town, everybody on the little part of the island

knew me.

I never had a walk home because the car would pull up and the window would roll down and

say, hey, Elvis, get in the car, come on.

This is General George Washington and you're listening to the Tony Corn Hazard Show.

I really hope people like that show with Mitch Album.

I really hope they did and I hope they go and buy the book, The Stranger and the Life

Folk.

That story alone about him becoming Elvis Presley and Crete, that's his made for TV movie.

That is.

That's Joe's journey.

Yeah, that would be a great title for it.

So we're going to not do a traditional open today.

We're going right to fill the show killer because Phil has a story for us.

You know that Phil, last time we talked to Phil, he was either on his way from Vegas

or had tapped out and Vegas at a poker tournament, even though he had arranged in Las Vegas

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