Off top. All flatworms are hermaphrodites.

You should Google how they procreate.

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This is the Dominique Foxer Show presented by Allstate. That's my good friend.

Well, I don't know if we're good friends. That's Charlie Kravitz. He's been hot today. You guys will get a

spicy Charlie today and that is my good friend Bill Barnwell. No, we're not friends either.

Okay, I'm friendless today. We're not good friends. We've

had some some text conversations today maybe reconsider our friendship. We're

going to get to some of those I think during the show today.

Sounds well Charlie I will have you know in those text conversations, Charlie has been feisty all week and I've gotten to the bottom of it. It's because, I mean not all week, he's been feisty all day. It's because it's been weeks since he's been to the Big Apple to Galavant around the town and get midday drunk with me.

First of all, I'm a good guy. We're friends. But you're in New York, Galavanting without me.

And I went to Creighton Barrel to the container store,

got groceries, walked the dogs twice,

alone at home without my good buddy devastating.

Well at least you got some good football to keep you company.

Right?

That's right.

Oh, guys, we have a record.

It's the earliest in history.

Put your hands up.

Already?

We're kicking off the show.

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