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Green Light with Chris Long
Chris Long
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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 209 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I love the 49ers for what they did for my family last night. |
| 0:05.3 | This was a call the police situation, and I called Kyle Shanahan, and Kyle Shanahan made it all |
| 0:10.9 | okay, dude. I don't want to see the bills and the Texans play. I think the Texas probably |
| 0:14.9 | win that game. I don't think the Patriots want to see the Texans. No disrespect. I don't |
| 0:20.7 | think the Broncos want to play him. |
| 0:22.4 | I said this last night. I'll say it again. If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, I will walk across the |
| 0:26.6 | country. What's up, y'all? How are we doing? How are we doing? I'm a little bit under the |
| 0:35.5 | weather, so I'm going to be bundled up today um that's what I |
| 0:40.6 | get for hanging around a bunch of family gatherings it's that time of year some really nasty |
| 0:45.9 | bugs going around so excuse me I'll try to use the cough button last night I really struggled |
| 0:51.1 | to use the cough button on the show and I think that was pretty disruptive to the live stream so I apologize to anybody that that uh that experienced that |
| 0:59.0 | hey um I got Dr. Fax here you I got Nolan here I got a cowboy read here Bose inside the |
| 1:06.4 | computer and uh hello holy shit the boy's torched and then we got tanner behind the machines |
| 1:14.0 | code red look at this what's oh you got a code red yeah what's good with the code red if you're sick |
| 1:21.6 | get yourself a mountain dew code red i got mono in college really bad one time my roommate randomly |
| 1:26.5 | brought me a two liter of code red i was cured in like four days. Did you ever get mono, Nate? It only took four days. It's a kind of white guy, I think it is. The kissing disease, right? The kissing disease. But yeah, never. Max doesn't kiss. Never, never got monoo that's what dudes used to tell me when I |
| 1:45.4 | got Bono in college I don't think honestly I don't think I kissed anybody I think it I just got |
| 1:49.9 | mono the good old-fashioned way I I did and after somebody at the bar I don't think it was I was a |
| 1:56.7 | bar kisser yeah well yeah mono was terrible dude I lost like 30 pounds with Mono. It was in the middle of football season. And then I remember, like, they were like, yeah, you can't practice because you're going to rupture your spleen. And some of the coaches were like, what can you do today? Like, seriously, it was like one of those things. |
| 2:19.2 | They were like, yeah, no, literally the trainers are like, no, literally, like he can't. |
| 2:21.4 | No. |
| 2:23.8 | So anyways, yeah. Code Red. |
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