#499: Sam Says the SEC is 'Weak' + The Clippers v Chris Paul + Best NCAA BBall Freshmen

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 911 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

We're back to talk Chris Paul/Clippers weirdness, how to destroy an NFL QB, and whether the SEC is "weak" (this is a Sam take). We also talk whether Anthony Joshua will knock Jake Paul's block off, and the best NCAA basketball freshmen.

To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli

Thanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Transcript

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0:00.0	for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world this is the main event
0:09.5	dildo court is alive and kicking come on over here i'll head let your ass a couple of times
0:14.8	i'm sorry now welcome to where winners win.
0:24.1	It's our bi-yearly show.
0:27.4	We are back.
0:29.8	Happy new year.
0:31.4	WMBA draft guys.
0:33.5	Let's get into it.
0:35.1	Are we excited or what?
0:38.7	And congratulations to the Dodgers on the World Series.
0:43.6	Thank you.
0:44.2	Oh, let's take goodbye to Pollyanna.
0:46.1	She passed in the World Series.
0:49.1	I just want to congratulate President Trump on the hard fought campaign.
0:53.4	He was.
1:12.2	Congratulations, Trump. Thank you, dude. Thank you. And I do, who saw that January 6th thing coming down the pipes? That's crazy. And what's up with the fucking South while they keep slavery? It's like, get the fuck out of here, dude. I heard the Ukraine. I heard the Ukraine was going to be invaded.
1:13.6	I'm pretty excited.
1:15.7	Oh, my God. It's crazy.
1:20.2	You know what they're going to do to Jesus? I heard like, you do, do you hear what they did?
1:24.2	What? Lied about him. Said that he was white. Oh, snap. Snap.
1:26.1	They said that he was white. Oh, snap, snap. They said that he was white.
1:31.5	Johnny has so many rooms in his house.
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