Sweet side orders of Sicilian crab cakes.

No idea what that means, but what a delicious way to start a podcast, right gang?

Hey, welcome.

You are being served, some comedy, some insight, some whatever here on the Harlan Highway.

Thanks for being here, ladies and Fanirdle Gallegans.

What a show we have today, man. Oh, so exciting. Senor Fuentes is dropping by my gardener. Well why is that exciting?

He's the most annoying gardener in the world. I should fire him, but I never do.

So he'll be by later.

We're going to be talking about a reality show.

Yours truly actually went and audition for a reality show.

Wait you hear about it, man. I got some live footage from the audition during the process of the audition.

I did this crazy reality show audition on a show called Shark Tank where I took my

invention and I'll let you listen to that. Also we're gonna be taking your phone calls,

the pavement pounders have left their messages

on my answering machine.

We are gonna listen to what they have to say.

I'm sure it'll be intelligent and

insightful and wonderful and funny and smelly it always is smelly right here on the

Harland highway. Welcome to the Harlan Highway. What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

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