#498 - The Morning Routine

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement
0:07.0	Welcome back to the fucking basement yard
0:11.0	Yeah, exactly
0:13.0	I had a, you know.
0:15.0	You haven't done the accent in a little bit now that we've been back.
0:18.0	No one cares if I do it at home.
0:20.0	Right. You know?
0:21.3	I think I probably annoyed my family with it at this point.
0:25.1	See, that's shocking.
0:26.4	Because I didn't think that you ever could annoy anybody.
0:31.8	You heard that shit, right?
0:33.3	I heard a gasp over here.
0:35.7	It gasped.
0:37.0	I am gassed.
0:39.3	Gasp?
0:41.3	I don't know if that's...
0:42.3	I am a gassed?
0:43.3	You are a gas?
0:44.3	A gastly.
0:45.3	Don't make this about Pokemon.
0:48.3	I'm sorry.
0:49.3	It's always about Pokemon with me.
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