0:00.0	As she goes down to squat, she shits her pants everywhere.
0:04.4	Bro, what the...
0:07.2	She had shorts on and had basically a blowout all over the floor.
0:11.6	Oh no dude these classes are dark and loud music but because
0:17.4	she was in front of everyone the entire class saw and smelled the incident.
0:23.0	Everyone proceeded to get off their machines and tiptoe around the shit to leave class.
0:29.0	We were gifted one free class and never heard of it again.
0:32.0	Bro. I don't know how you come back from that. did one free class and never heard of it again.
0:33.2	Bro.
0:33.8	I don't know how you come back from that.
0:35.2	Dude, that is insane.
0:37.2	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
0:42.3	Yes or no?
0:43.0	Did you ever take banned substances to enhance your cycling performance?
0:47.0	Yes.
0:48.0	I had no prior knowledge of the planned assault.
0:51.0	I'm Nancy Kerrian.
0:52.0	I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in.
1:00.2	What's up guys? Welcome back, Oops the podcast episode 498. It's a lot of a lot episodes. It's a ton of episodes a lot of episodes.
1:08.3	A lot of episodes. Giulio Galerotti joined here by producer and confidant Ryan Lynch.
1:15.0	That's me, Julia.
1:16.7	Big Ryan Lynch.
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