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Ghostrunners

498 - Cash Back is a Scam

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Improv, Stand-up, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jake is back from performing with Trey for the first time in over a year, Brad accidentally said a slur, and everyone fights for their life to avoid yawning. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I went to Top Golf this weekend.

0:01.6

Yes.

0:02.3

This is where we start.

0:04.0

You want to hear that you want to hear a crazy story. I've heard the end of it. I don't know the beginning. You guys weren't here some crazy. I mean, you thought what Tyman said was insane. Yes. I'm with some ghosties. One thing leads to another. Braden Parsons. Emily Brays. You know, it's fun. And they said,

0:20.9

talk up.

0:21.2

Hey, Jake, you know, I could hit this ball

0:22.1

about 450 yards. Carson, Emily Braise, you know, it's fun. And they say, talk up.

0:21.2

Hey, Jake, you know, I could hit this ball about 450 yards straight on a frozen rope.

0:26.9

Yeah.

0:27.8

My grandpa used to do it barefoot.

0:30.2

Yeah, my grandpa used to use his feet and swing those out of that.

0:35.2

We showed up on Saturday night without an appointment. And believe it it or not they said it's a two-hour

0:40.9

wait no way dude can you believe that top goal?

0:44.6

Oh dude that's like it must be a Nashville thing only top golf in Nashville is really busy I guess

0:51.1

or no wait it was Friday night oh my gosh gosh. Start with that, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's the, just blow my mind in general. Hey, oh, you were going top golf on a Friday? Yep, yep. And never went. That's wild. Or no, I was in the lobby. I was in the lobby. Time and calm down, dude. Oh, sorry. He's in the lobby I was in the lobby I'm in calm down dude oh sorry

1:13.0

he's in the lobby and I left that's it oh oh a little more reaction there is more than just

1:19.8

braided it oh oh oh dude dude don't just I've never seen this busy entire life. I don't know what's going on here. We please be done with this. Okay. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost

1:46.2

from a podcast.

1:47.6

Oh my morning morning we're taking around.

1:52.0

Ghost on a podcast.

1:57.0

Oh my.

1:59.2

Zoom Jake's camera in a little bit. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. I do like that format, though. I'll try to tell a story in one of the worst ways possible and you guys just lose your minds. I think we should always like preface like, hey, here's how I want you to react at the end of it. This is a hilarious story, so no matter what, please just affirm me by laughing really hard.

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