497 - The Seminal Bleach Connection

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve and Dr Scott discuss: Kicked in nuts or childbirth Scintillating scotoma Mustard and heartburn Coronavirus fatigue Star Trek and Covid The seminal bleach connection (great band name) Limits to life expectancy Post steroid shoulder divot Orgasmic Rhinorrhea (great band name) Ineffective testosterone treatment With a cameo appearance by Patreon co-host Tacie! Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (now with CBD nasal spray!) Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap!) noom.doctorsteve.com (the link still works! Lose weight now before swimsuit season!) chef.doctorsteve.com (green chef, the best of all the meal kits we've tried!) CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, mystery guests! Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:34.8	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really
1:46.6	comedy shows, Opian Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of,
1:52.1	you know, a clown.
1:53.3	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
2:00.2	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
2:02.6	I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.
2:05.6	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my imbetable woes.
2:10.6	I want to take my brain out,
2:12.6	plaster with the wave, an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave.
2:15.6	I want a magic pill.
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