#497: NFL Preview + Hottest WNBA Player + Sound-Effect Duel w/ Chad Zumock

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 911 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibauilt and Johnny Woodard are back to recap everything that has happened since the last episode, including the Lake Tahoe Olympics, the Miracle on Ice, and Barry Bonds' quest for the home run title, plus we preview the upcoming NFL season, crown the hottest WNBA player, and talk green dildos with Chad Zumock.

To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli

Thanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Transcript

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0:00.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:06.0	This is the main event.
0:09.0	Dildo Corps is alive.
0:11.0	And kicking.
0:13.0	Come on over here, I'll hit back your ass at the time.
0:15.0	I'm saying.
0:17.0	Wow.
0:18.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world this is the main event
0:27.0	diltocor is alive and kicking come on over here i'll hit let your ass come a time
0:32.2	yeah that was her is that the whole intro?
0:42.0	That's it?
0:42.7	Yeah, because we got sued.
0:44.8	By who?
0:45.8	We didn't get sued, but we, we had to stop using that jet song on YouTube.
0:51.3	Guys, welcome to Punch Drunk Sports, where winners win.
0:59.9	Okay?
1:00.5	That's all you need to know.
1:02.1	The winners are winning here.
1:03.7	Okay?
1:04.5	The winners are winning.
1:06.4	You're looking at three winners here.
1:08.2	Back for the first time, four months.
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