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Ghostrunners

496 - Nosebleed Nightcrawlers

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Improv, Stand-up, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jake and Timon are back from Dallas with plenty of hilarious stories to tell from their time as Founding Fathers in a Cybertruck. Brad doesn't want to make a big deal about it but he just downloaded a state of the art messaging app. Check out Signature Pest Control if you're in the SLV area and tell them you're a Ghostie! www.signaturepestpro.com Donate to Healing Waters International here! https://give.healingwaters.org/campaign/734554/donate https://mainstreetroasters.com/?utm_campaign=healingwaters&utm_source=shareable_link Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is that.

0:02.3

Wow.

0:02.6

We want to start with that. Sure. I don't know what's going on in my life is a habit. It's becoming like either something's wrong with my throat or something's wrong with me. Because almost every single day when I'm chewing and eating something, I get something stuck in the back of my throat that is not fully swallowed. And I have to make that noise. And Catherine gets so mad at me because it's disgusting. Okay. But also, I'm not doing it on purpose. Am I not chewing it well enough? You think? I'm just like, too aggressive? I don't know. We had a couple puppies get dropped off at the farm and they kind of had this problem. They kind of just like yacked.

0:38.5

Yeah, like, it's like, I don't think you're really eating anything. What are you doing? It's just going straight to the back of your throat and coming back up. Yeah, I don't know. Like a young dog. It's like, it's not something that I can't, like, live with. Like I could, I could breathe through it'm, like, in a event or a public space with somebody, but I'm like, I am very uncomfortable with this right now. Do you ever, do you swallow pills? Yeah. Do they ever get caught halfway? Yeah, every once in a while. But I think we've talked about how, like, I can swallow a lot of pills.

1:11.4

Oh, yeah, you really got, you swallowed 25 Legos in one goal.

1:13.8

I think I could, I could swallow a lot of pills.

1:15.6

So, like, when they do get stuck, it's because I did some big pill that doesn't have the, you know, shiny stuff on the outside.

1:21.6

You know what I mean?

1:22.4

It's a matte finish.

1:23.3

It's not like I just accidentally do it. Like, and I should probably just drink some water. Maybe that would help wash it down.

1:28.3

But instead, I just act like a, yeah, dropped off puppy. I have a mouth problem. And then time, and I think we'll get to yours after this. Well, yours is obvious. My. You can't say rural. I've been noticing probably the past month or so. I have found myself like, um, just feel like my

1:46.1

mouth has gathered more saliva than it can hold. And I found myself doing a little bit of like

1:50.6

suctioning back in. Almost like I'm at the dentist. You notice kind of like a, really? Just like,

1:57.8

I don't know. It just, I didn't naturally swallow. I made too much.

2:01.1

Oops, we made too many.

2:02.1

Lulu lemon half off sale. Oops, too much saliva. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I just find myself quietly kind of like, use our promo code, Gleek Tins. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's building up on the sides and I just got to get it back in. You've talked about how you are a high producer of saliva in the past.

2:18.2

Every dentist I've ever had.

2:19.4

And they're like, good job, man.

2:20.6

Yeah. and I just got to get it back in. You've talked about how you are a high producer of saliva in the past.

2:18.2

Every dentist I've ever had.

2:19.4

And they're like, good job, man.

2:20.6

Yeah.

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