Hi everybody, Andy here. Just a couple of very quick announcements before this week's show starts.

The first is to say who our special guest is. If you've been listening to Fish for a little while,

you may have heard her before because she is none other than the brilliant Rachel Paris.

Rachel has done so many things. She's a member of ostentatious, a great improvised comedy show.

She's hosted The Mash Report. She's a musical comedian. She's toured the country with her brilliant shows.

She's written a book called Advice from Strangers. There's nothing she can't do.

And as you're about to hear, she was great on this show too, as she always is.

The other thing to say is that we have just done a live show at the London Podcast Festival.

Now, the show is in the past. There's no way of getting there by conventional means.

But if you go to no such thing as a fish.com slash live, you will be able to get a streaming ticket

and watch the show in all its glory. And there is one extremely good reason to do that,

which is that our special guest for this show is none other than Anna. Anna Tajinsky's back.

She's come back for this show, as you will hear. She was great. And you can buy the streaming tickets

and see Anna's glorious fish return for the next week. Tickets are available to buy

until the 21st of September. So treat yourself to that. Enjoy it. No such thing as a fish.com slash live.

That's it from me. I'll be the show.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast this week

coming to you live from the Soho Theatre. My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with

James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Rachel Paris. And once again, we have gathered around

the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days. And in no particular order,

here we go. Starting with fact number one, and that is Rachel. My fact is Viking men

died their hair blonde, wore makeup and had grooming kits.

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