# 496 - Fortune Feimster, LeeAnn Kreischer & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Today, I sit down with comedian Fortune Feimster and my wife LeeAnn. We talk about Chelsea and Jo Koy, blue collar vs white collar, manners, The Cabin, mean teenagers, and much more Catch Fortune on tour in your city. Go to https://www.fortunefeimster.com for tickets! Follow Fortune here Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimster Twitter: https://twitter.com/fortunefunny This episode is also brought to you by Mack Weldon. Go to http://www.mackweldon.com/bert and use the code “Bert” at checkout for 20% off your first order. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code “BERT” at http://www.Manscaped.com This episode is also brought to you by BetQL. Tune in to The Daily Tip presented by BetMGM. Listen weekdays, 6 am to 9 am Eastern, on Audacy, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. This episode is brought to you by SkyLight Frames. Get $10 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to http://www.SkylightFrame.com and enter code “BERT” This episode is also brought to you by Black Buffalo. Go to http://www.blackbuffalo.com and use the code “BERTCAST” at checkout for 25% off your first order This episode is also brought to you by Athletic Greens. Get 1 year of vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase at http://www.athleticgreens.com/bert For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: http://www.Youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh
0:07.2	Hey everyone brand new podcast and it is with my friend
0:12.4	Fortune Feemster who is on tour just like I am I'm on the birdie boy relapse tour until May
0:17.7	Go to burper burper calm. This does these do make great Christmas gifts and I'm trying to come up with a way to
0:24.8	What makes great Christmas
0:26.8	I was like we're talking about the toenails
0:32.8	A podiatrist
0:36.4	Sent me a jar full of toenails today. I used to think I could do that job for a living no
0:41.9	I know I realized I can't I can't I can't unsee it. I know
0:47.6	I want to throw up. I thought you were did you see my face? Yeah, toenails make a great Christmas gift
0:52.8	I was like what are you talking about no tickets to a comedy show. Oh yeah
0:59.8	I'm gonna come up with a thing where you can it is on my website and you want to print it out
1:07.2	What are you still laughing about the fucking toenails? I really thought that you've been a jar of toenails would make a great
1:13.6	A jar of toenails would make a great Christmas gift and if you'd like I have a jar I can send to you
1:18.0	It'll be a hundred dollars plus shipping and
1:20.4	I
1:22.4	You give those to someone for Christmas you should give them to Tom
1:27.1	I can't think about them. Can we please change the subject? I can't either. That's why I thought it was crazy that you were saying a jar of toenails
1:33.8	Stop talking about the regular toenails. Baby stop. I don't want to talk about it. I'm gonna throw up. I almost do it for real outside like rhino
1:43.9	They were like look like they're made out of hair
1:45.9	I
1:48.4	Stop it. I'm gonna throw up. It's like compressed pubic and beard hair. What are you doing?
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