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The Scathing Atheist

496: Bro Flakes Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the religion of peace stabs a guy during a book reading, we have some very good news about carpet shitting, and Anna will introduce us to the musical version of mansplaining.
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Headlines:
Salman Rushdie attacked because … like you need anyone to tell you the “because”...  
https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/the-attack-on-salman-rushdie-is-an-attack-on-free-expression/ and https://religionnews.com/2022/08/15/iran-denies-involvement-but-justifies-salman-rushdie-attack/
Christians are coming after libraries still/more: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/public-libraries-face-new-attacks-from-conservative-christians/
Dating site for Christian Right bigots being launched by sister of Trump's press secretary: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/08/new-rightwing-hook-app-wont-pronouns-gay-matches-backed-gay-man/
Dominatrix pleads guilty to church desecration charge: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11100011/Dominatrix-duo-plead-guilty-church-sex-desecration-charge-agree-testify-against-former-priest.html
DOJ investigating SBC over sex abuse claims: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/the-feds-are-investigating-the-southern-baptist-convention-for-sexual-abuse/
Republican Lauren Boebert says she wants biblical citizenship training in public schools: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2022/08/09/lauren-boebert-biblical-citizenship-training-flashpoint-republican-colorado/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, if anybody's gonna bring out the profanity in us, it's these religious motherfuckers.

0:05.7

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Honey, All Birds, My Sheets Rock,

0:12.0

and by the fact that Donald Trump couldn't figure out how to spell nuclear for his Craigslist ad.

0:17.7

Trump's inability to spell. Very possibly the only reason we're not radioactive right now.

0:23.0

And now The Skating Atheist.

0:26.0

Hey girl, just sliding into your DMs to let you know about an exciting opportunity.

0:31.4

The opportunity to learn more about how multi-level marketing is a scam that

0:35.8

prays on vulnerable women by promising them unlimited earning potential at the expense of their relationships,

0:41.2

when in reality less than 1% of people actually break even.

0:45.1

Oh, and we can also chat about how we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

0:50.0

Bye, Han.

1:03.4

Ahhhhhhhhhh, it's Thursday.

1:14.4

It's August 18th, and it's Serendipity Day.

1:18.5

And August 18th again, no way.

1:21.2

I have no illusions.

1:22.9

Ah, me, Leibhaznik, so weird.

1:24.9

Um, Heathen right.

1:26.1

And from Count Basie's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Waycross, Georgia, this is The

1:30.8

Skating Atheist.

1:31.8

On this week's episode, The Religion of Peace stabs a guy during a book reading.

1:36.5

Yep.

1:37.5

We have some very good news about carpet shitting.

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