495: The Catfisher Becomes The Catfished

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Imagine YOU were the Hotstepper. How would YOU like it if you heard everyone saying "Here come the Hotstepper" every single time they saw you? "Look busy," whispers Daniel in Accounts Payable, shuffling urgently past HR with a folder clutched to his chest. "I just saw the Hotstepper getting out of the lift." You might be London's fanciest Hotstepper by night, but by day you're Martin Pickering, area manager for Bridlington Diagnostics. And you just want to DO YOUR JOB In this TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY PLAGUED EPISODE, Gav gets his likeness used and abused and it lands a little too close to home for comfort, and Log has news for you about Castles, Wasps, and Printers. With thanks to absolute unit MIke Orvis for The Bee-Witcher Jingle

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.9	Hello, welcome to Regular Features, the podcast.
0:10.6	That is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.2	And like every week.
0:15.3	Yes.
0:16.2	There's two boys for you this week.
0:19.7	Myself, Gav Murphy.
0:21.6	Aye, aye, aye, aye.
0:23.4	And my slightly older mirror self
0:27.5	with red hair, John O'Gblythe.
0:30.5	I can't wait for you to look like me
0:33.8	and me to be dead.
0:40.0	Hello, Gav, I'm John Loggly.
0:44.3	Yeah, well, I guess I'm not going to go red.
0:48.2	Black hair very rarely turns red as you get older.
0:52.2	I think it goes to white, but then your red beard is going white as well.
0:56.7	Oh yeah.
0:57.5	The hair on top of my head remains grey-free, which is probably why I'm growing it out,
1:02.7	even in this weather, which makes it's been a long time since I've had stinky earbacks.
1:07.6	But growing long hair, I've got big bad stinky earbacks that require washing.
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