#495: Punch Drunk Sports is LIVE! + Chiefs Conspiracy Theory + NBA All Star Flop

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

For the first time in nearly 50 years, Punch Drunk Sports is live! We talk the terrible NBA All Star weekend, an insane (and possibly true) conspiracy theory involving the Kansas City Chiefs, Blake Lively, and an insurance company, and so much more!

To support the show directly and gain access to bonus audio and the Super Secret Pod archive, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.

Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Hosts: Jayson Thibault, Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli

Thanks to the Dead Reds for the intro music! Check them out here: https://thedeadreds.bandcamp.com/album/dictated-democracy

Transcript

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0:56.4	slash sell 23 for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world this is
1:07.0	the main event dittoiltokor is alive.
1:11.8	And kicking.
1:12.9	Come on over here.
1:13.5	I'll hit,
1:13.7	let your ass with the time.
1:14.9	I'm saying.
1:16.8	Welcome.
1:18.6	To Punch Junk Sports,
1:20.8	where winners win the first time
	...

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