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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

494. Two Drunk Lions

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

Runk

0:02.5

Hey guys, what's up? it's episode 494. You know, the episode by the way this episode something interesting

0:41.7

about this episode is it's you know march fourth on patreon march fifth on youtube uh i would

0:48.8

usually be recording this on march second to be as current because i don't want to, you know, just for you guys.

0:57.9

So you guys get the most current version of me.

1:02.6

But this week, I can't do that or I already did it because I'm in Australia and I'm as you can see I'm in my house right now.

1:14.0

So what I did was pre-recorded.

1:16.8

So look, if anything happened in the last news cycle, I don't have an opinion on it.

1:24.3

I mean, now, I mean, I do, but somewhere in australia not here so basically what i'm

1:31.8

doing is this weekend this episode is two weeks old is what i'm saying and and and and and you're

1:38.9

welcome because it's brand new it's brand new and two weeks old uh for you. So I'm still doing it. You know, I thought about not doing it. But, um, you know, I just, I thought as well, might as well just do it and keep it going. Because I know a lot of people like this podcast. And sometimes I got to be honest, I'm like, why? Dude, why?

2:04.2

Because, you know, there are, there have been times where I've thought, how long do I keep this podcast going?

2:12.7

And when I say that, I get messages that say, please don't stop this podcast. And I go, fuck, man.

2:20.9

All right. It's like in, when, when they were kept on to, not that this is as successful as

2:27.0

Seinfeld, but when they kept on saying to Larry David, we're going to make the move, we're going

2:32.5

to make the show Seinfeld, and they kept picking it up.

2:34.2

And he was like, I can't keep writing about nothing.

2:37.4

That's kind of how I feel.

2:40.1

I guess I'll just keep talking until we all explore.

2:43.7

Till we all explore.

2:44.7

But anyway, thank you to Legends,

2:47.5

the social casino and sportsbook for sponsoring this episode.

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