#494 Girls Gotta Beat with Ashley Hesseltine & Rayna Greenberg

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine came over and brought me a vibrator from their new line Vibes Only. They talked to me about how chicks use vibrators and let me try out their app that tells you a sexy story while you beat it with their vibrator. Stay tuned for The Jew, coming to a vibrator near you!

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The Music:

Vibrator- Electric Six

Electric Boogie- Bunny Wailer

Je'Taim Moi Non Plus- Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg

Good Vibrations - Beach Boys

Good Vibrations- Marky Mark

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I really want to do one of these stories down the road when I have time just send the audio
0:04.6	Is it if you don't use it but like what use it? Okay, I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, sure absolutely
0:10.7	I will call the whole thing call it too like your special boats call it the Jew the Jew that'll be the whole thing
0:17.1	It makes me want to joke
0:19.1	I'm so hot
0:23.1	You just can play the whole time
0:25.6	It's this position. Okay, I don't know. It's like it's hot in here, right?
0:29.0	I put the air conditioning on guys they live you're listening excuse the air conditioning
0:32.1	But it's just too hot talking about your mom a little bit. Yeah, she's calling again
0:36.4	I just want to do my own thing and it's the end you knock her period loose. Yeah. Oh boy. You're bleeding all over me
0:41.5	This can't be sanitary
0:59.5	I'm talking about I release a special called areshafear Jew just I guess
1:14.7	13 days ago and it's already got over 3 million views YouTube dot com slash areshafear
1:21.9	Go check it out if you haven't seen it yet. I assume most of you've already seen it. I assume you have
1:26.6	You're my hardcore fans here at rsh if you're a skeptic tank podcast industries
1:31.6	3 million views. Wow. I mean it's it's if you know, no, it's my special and it's but I not only my best special
1:40.3	I've ever done. It's my best special I ever will do. I'm not capable of it in that level again. Oh no
1:46.5	I'm not gonna work for for five years on my next special I can pretty much get into you. We have a hot loaded dog shit
1:53.5	It's gonna be a collection of bits like a van Halen concert instead of this one, which is dark side of the moon. Yep. I do have it here
2:01.3	If you're watching this on youtube.com slash archafer. Why why not subscribe everybody
2:05.6	I'm close to 200,000 subscribers
2:07.8	Darksayma and now you're like are you are you comparing your special areshafear to Jew to one of the greatest albums of all time darksayman
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