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Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Some days you're the horse. Other days you're the horse's secret collection of amethysts he keeps under a big pile of hay in his stable. In this episode, Log tries to fill a printer-shaped hole in his soul with a laserjet. Matt springs a painterly pop-quiz on us. And Steve finds a way to reconcile with his dad. Let's go!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:11.0	This is the podcast that's the same every single week.
0:14.9	And there's three of us here tonight, three very, very loving people who care very much for each other.
0:21.2	I'm Log. John Blythe, if you're a friend of my mum's.
0:26.5	And somewhere else in the podcast is, I believe, what's your name, Steve?
0:31.4	Full Steve, who are you, Steve?
0:33.4	Hello, my name is Steve Hogarty, and I've got a feature all about kissing.
0:39.4	Oh, oh boy, oh boy.
0:42.4	Plant one.
0:43.9	You better listen, because I'm going to be kissing.
0:46.9	That's the sound of Matt Lee's.
0:49.2	It's me.
0:50.0	Matt Lee's the kissing gangster.
0:52.0	I'm going to break into your house and give you a big old kiss.
0:55.4	Not okay.
0:56.5	I'm a maid man.
0:58.0	What are you going to do about it?
0:59.2	Give me a kiss.
1:00.3	Because that's what I wanted in the first place.
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