493: Cuddle vs. Huddle
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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In this episode we discuss stealing cats, drinking caffeine, and standing in the way of fantasies.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema regional. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey there Ariel, what's it like when you're on Instagram? |
| 0:21.0 | I don't think you responded to my DMs |
| 0:24.0 | while I have a crush on you. |
| 0:29.0 | And Paul has one fucking tooth. |
| 0:32.0 | You will leave this fool. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh, it's what you choose me. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, why don't you choose me? |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, it's what you choose me. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh, why don't you choose me? |
| 0:53.0 | A thousand miles feels pretty far |
| 0:56.0 | and they've got planes and trains |
| 0:58.0 | and cars I'll walk with you if you choose this fool. |
| 1:02.0 | I swear it's true. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, it's what you choose to me. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, it's what you choose to me. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, why don't you do this to me? |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, Paul, why don't you do this to me? |
| 1:25.0 | Why don't you do this to me? |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. |
| 1:46.0 | There we go. |
| 1:48.0 | There we go. |
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