492: Bikes II

That Story Show Clean Comedy Podcast

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Our very first theme show, "Bikes," debuted back in 2007. It's finally time to revisit the concept with a fresh spin!

Tim narrowly escapes disaster flying off a 5-foot dirt mound. Veronica shreds her knees but scores a treat after an ER trip. Bill’s twin brother lands a sweet ride, while AJ, an 18-year-old daredevil, takes on a 10-speed. Shelbi and her boyfriend survive a tandem bike crash, and Asher wipes out doing BMX tricks. Scott tests his luck with a stunt on an old-school Schwinn, and Myron’s friend’s DIY toe straps end in a ditch mishap. Plus, Veronica rocks high heels on a bike, and Drew shatters his fibula in the Patreon-exclusive bonus: Stuff That Didn't Fit on the Show.

John and I hope you have an absolutely amazing season, no matter how you celebrate the holidays!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is that story show where we never wore a bike helmet.
0:12.7	Hey, podcast, people.
0:14.1	I'm your host.
0:14.6	My name is James Kinnisand.
0:15.9	And I am John Steinclabber.
0:17.8	And today on that story show, our bike show, Tim almost kills himself flying off a five-foot mound of dirt.
0:24.7	Veronica shreds her knees and gets a real treat after the ER visit. Bill's brother finds delight at the fire safety highlight.
0:32.7	AJ's bike meets a snowy plight. Shelby's tandem ride with love in view, ends with pain and things
0:39.3	askew.
0:40.3	Asher had a crash on a concrete wall, a passport saves it all.
0:44.3	Scott was hanged on by a friend.
0:46.3	He flew and crashed but felt a hero's end.
0:49.3	I hate you.
0:50.3	Myron's homemade toe straps tied him tight, leaving them stuck in the ditch that night.
0:55.0	This is not something you should do.
0:57.0	No.
0:58.0	But you did it.
0:59.0	But you did it?
1:00.0	Can you tell, go ahead.
1:02.0	Just leave off the last two and just read the rest of it because we're not reading those last two stories.
1:08.0	All right.
1:09.0	And for the patron bonus show, stick around for Veronica's high heels
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