491: Surfing the Webb Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, stupid people blow up the don't be stupid rocks, Christians yell at a sandwich, and we learn how one science documentary as a kid can lead to a lifetime of sin.

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Headlines:

On the offhand chance you haven’t seen the JWST images from the diatribe, you’ll find them here: https://www.nasa.gov/webbfirstimages

Idiots try to blow up Georgia Guidestones: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/vandals-finally-destroyed-the-satanic-georgia-guidestones/

Anti-LGBTQ writer claims she’s being ‘silenced’ for her Christian faith: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-lgbtq-writer-claims-shes-being-silenced-for-her-christian-faith/

The Family Research Council is now considered a church by the IRS despite not being a church: https://www.propublica.org/article/family-research-council-irs-church-status

Restaurant vandalised for having a sandwich called the Cheesus Christ: https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/cheesus-christ-sandwich-sparks-threat-7280159.amp

Christian “prophet”: The Constitution requires Biden to have 20% popularity: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/christian-prophet-the-constitution-requires-biden-to-have-20-popularity/

Canadian judge grants ex-J-Dubs right to see files religious leaders kept on them: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/ex-jehovahs-witnesses-may-get-access-to-elders-files-on-them/

Transcript

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0:00.0	One in the following podcast contains adult language, so either turn it off or stop being such a fucking baby.
0:06.3	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by all birds, zippercrooter, stamps.com, and by how fucking awesome the first James Webb Telescope images were.
0:17.6	The first James Webb Telescope images. I know that it doesn't fit into the format of this show at all for me to bring it up here, but holy fuck where they awesome.
0:25.3	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:28.0	This is a shout out to some people who are very special to me.
0:31.7	They gave me the words for which I have been searching since I was a teenager.
0:36.4	First, my name is Robert Sellers, and I am an atheist.
0:40.2	I am damn proud to speak against the tyranny of conscripted ignorance, and I am damn proud of the company I stand in.
0:47.0	Second, we did EBSO fucking lootly evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:01.4	It's Thursday, July 14th, and it's International Non-Binary People's Day.
1:19.6	Hey Eli, you know why lots of non-binary people live in California?
1:23.6	Why is that heath?
1:24.7	Because there's gold in them there, eels.
1:27.7	How dare you! I am no illusions.
1:31.7	I am your love boss, man!
1:32.9	He's been right.
1:33.9	And from Whitney Houston's New Jersey.
1:36.1	And I'll remiss you again and we across Georgia.
1:37.9	This is The Skating Atheist.
1:40.1	Oh, this week's episode.
1:41.6	Stupid people blow up the don't be stupid rocks.
1:44.5	They do.
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