491 - A Horse Died in My Arms with Comic Matt Ritter

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Matt Ritter, comic (Safe For Work, Legally Insane, Comedians at Law) was mourning the death of his mother in law when he found himself in a field with a dying horse. Despite knowing nothing about these majestic animals and having an extreme fear of them, he wanted to save his family from more grief, by saving this poor animal. Watch Story Smash the Storytelling Game Show on YouTube anytime! https://bit.ly/39OoTdw With your host Christine Blackburn and comedian Blaine Capatch, writer Danny Zuker and many more talented people like Wayne Federman, MaryLynn Rajskub, Melissa Peterman, Ed Crasnick, Wendi McLendon-Covey, and Greg Proops! Four comedians spin the Story Worthy Wheel of Truth and tell a true 1 or 2 minute story on the topic they land. The "expert judges" comment and everyone laughs their ass off. Story Smash sold-out consistently at the Hollywood Improv for 3 years. It's a blast! Check out the Story Smash website here- https://www.storysmashshow.com The Story Worthy Hour & 1/2 Of Power is now once a month on the third Sunday at 5:00pm PST, at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank California! Watch 7 true hilarious stories in 1 hour! More info on the website- https://www.storyworthypodcast.com Please follow for free, rate, and review Story Worthy on Apple Podcasts here- http://apple.co/1MceZ2Q It really helps. Follow Christine and Story Worthy on Social Media- Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/storyworthy/ Twitter-https://twitter.com/StoryWorthy Facebook- https://facebook.com/StoryWorthy/ and at ChristineBlackburn.com. Thanks guys! Christine

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0:00.0	You made it. Checked out of office to check into the sweet views of this place where the kids aren't asking for the Wi-Fi.
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0:52.3	Hey, it's Christine from Storyworthy.
0:54.8	Today on the show, comedian Matt Ritter tells a harrowing story about trying to save a horse.
1:00.5	I say, hey, there's a horse upside down.
1:03.9	I don't know how to describe it.
1:05.9	I don't know what the condition is.
1:07.3	The horse is upside down.
1:08.3	I know that's not normal.
1:09.4	I know that horses don't have their legs up in the air like that. I start talking to the horse is upside down. I know that's not normal. I know that horses don't have their
1:10.8	legs up in the air like that. I start talking to the horse, you know, I'm like, it's okay, Kenny, you're not going to die. It's okay. Like, I don't know what to say to a horse, you know, like, I don't know, no interaction with horses. I don't really even know, like, is there a word that you say to horses.
1:28.2	Today on Storyworthy, we hear an amazing story from comedians. with horses. I don't really even know, like, is there a word that you say to horses?
1:33.2	Today on Storyworthy, we hear an amazing story from comedian Matt Ritter about being thrown into a situation he was completely unprepared for, saving a horse.
1:38.3	Stick around.
1:40.1	Hey, guys, it's Matt Ritter, and you're listening to StoryWrody.
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